Flourescent Decay

"Why do I dream so often of his body-when-his body will decay?"

Jay Reatard-Fluorescent Grey

It's A Jungle Up Here

My head is starting to get filled with big branches and noisy exotic birds again.One part of my brain wants to be the explorer again,get a tattoo and take up smoking the funny kind of cigarettes again.The other wants to do borring things like reading schoolbooks,fill and empty the dishwasher and hunt the shops for cheap catfood.

Grandmaster Flash-White Lines(Don't Do It)

Dre$$ing

MenSS09Synopsis=
Cole Mohr crossdressing in ads for Marc Jacobs(who's wearing kilt at his ss09 mens Marc by Marc Jacobs show).Is it just me or didn't kilts used to be strictly for retarded musicfestival guys and "metrosexuals" who had David Beckham and Justin Timberlake as fashion icons?--.
-There haven't really been a more clever take on the androgynous look since Hedi Slimane made dressing like manwhores sexy+something both girls and boys could appreciate.Looking away from the horrible kilt "trend",the summer of 2009 seems to promiss something new and original. Both Bernhard Willhelm,Gaspard Yurkievich and to some extend Number (N)ines' Takahiro Miyashita have all been trying to do their take on the guy dress.While Bernhard and Takahiro have been dipping their wet willies in the royal bowl,Gaspard has taken it to the streets.That is prolly why Bernhard and Takahiros collections challenge your imagination to make their designs work in real life alot more than Gaspards.Keep in mind that you can make alot of styles work with just an ordinary borring pair of jeans for starters.So,put out your slim ziggies and take a deep fresh breath of NOW air.Be brave and don't behave

Links for researching=
BERNHARDWILLHELMSS09
NUMBER(N)INESSSS09
GASPARDYURKIEVICHSS09
COMMEDESGARCONSSS09

MP3 for no stressing=
Zru Vogue-Cumulonimbus

Screaming Bitches Who's Witches

I had a dream last night.Well actually a nightmare.I was covered in blood,somewhere in a forrest.I was butt naked lying on the dirty ground with two BIG cat-like-ladypersons trying to pull out my teeth,sitting on top of me. They kept screaming dododododoooooo into my soar bleeding ears. That's apparently what u get if u listen to Afrirampo before you go to bed. I've never enjoyed a nightmare,before last night. I got blessed with a night-primetime/horror/happy hour.Thank You magical b.w.-itches!.

Afrirampo-DODODODODO

LIVS-EKSPLOTION

-Life is GREAT
-The sun is shining
-I Just saw Joakim B Olsen being hotter than ever,in the danish edition of dancing with the stars
-I just made oatmeal cookies
-I just ate oatmeal cookies
-I will sleep somewhere special tonight
-Life is GREAT

-This is for your GREAT weekend=
Allez Allez Pshyche Disco mixtape by Capablanca

Førbiii

When I was feeling most down this little princess made me feel like I was the king of the world.I know she's just a thing and she can't feel stuff...But getting a"I love you SO much" followed by a "hop di hop tingeling giggle" is just what I need these days.On the other hand I am glad that there's a sleep button on her,she's quite a talker.

If my furby held tini/tiny little parties at night-I bet this would be her fav track to bounce her robotie buttom along to=
Andre Kraml- Safari(James Holden remix)

Oh Boy!

Starting at a new school with new teachers,new classmates,new romances,new homework,new pencils new etc etc---Oh Boy,it's only been a week but I already need a vacation.

No Age-Things I Did When I Was Dead

Just Beep Your Horn

L Trimm-Cars With The Boom

Lolita Complex Victims

Frank Chickens-Japanese Girls

And Your Doing It And Doing It And Doing It Well

Polysics-Married To A Frenchman

DIE Weeekend Lesbo DIE

-Katy Perry you're so gay and you don't even like girls....Considder yourself arsewhipped!
Devo-Whip It

Got A Man On Her Back

But Björk shakes off that sexist pig,grabs him by the balls and:
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I saw in the last issue of iceland's newspaper in english : “grapevine” , that valgeir sigurðsson was credited for having written all the instrumentals for my album vespertine . could i please offer a correction :
I have noticed last 7 years that mr. sigurðsson has often been credited for either writing or producing that album . i´d like to say that he didn´t write it or produce . he was a computer programmer for a third of it and a recording engineer for a third . The other two thirds were done by other engineers and programmers .
here is the creditlist to show you the correct crediting of vespertine .
i don´t understand where that misunderstanding has come fromcould be one of four options :
1 :the pop critics of this world have not totally yet worked out the difference between engineering , programming , writing and producing electronic music . visually this appears very similar . a man/woman sitting in front of a computer . not as different as for example a drummer , a brass arranger and an engineer . but these are 3 completely different jobs which journalists must start to see the difference
2: it could be that this is some degree of sexism . m.i.a. had to deal with this with the respected website pitchfork.com where they assumed that diplo had produced all of her kala album without reading any credit list or nothing , it just had to be , it couldn´t have been m.i.a. herself ! it feel like still today after all these years people cannot imagine that woman can write , arrange or produce electronic music . i have had this experience many many times that the work i do on the computer gets credited to whatever male was in 10 meter radius during the job . people seem to accept that women can sing and play whatever instrument they are seen playing .but they cannot program , arrange , produce , edit or write electronic music .
3 : i´ll admit that one thing could confuse things : people have to use their ears and actually read the creditlist to get this information . all the music i have made : like for example string arrangements , synthbasslines or programming of electronic patterns , i never play myself live because i want to give 100% of myself into the singing i either ask the computers to play it or i get other musicians to play it . this could confuse things .
4: one thing that could have kept this misunderstanding alive is that neither me nor valgeir sigurðsson have bothered to correct it
-but i am doing it now.
i hope this correction will be a positive input into more discussion about this
warmth
björk.
p.s. just read that pitchfork.com credited nico muhly for the choir arrangement of “hidden place” from vespertine . also that he has done string arrangements for me . this is not true . journalists : please read the creditlist before you write your articles
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-When I first read this I was like mwaha.But,now I'm like arwh.+Nothing makes me happier,than when Pitchforkmeadia-guys are being trashed by celebrities...Booya!

Kate Bush-Running Up That Hill(Ashley Beedle Edit)

Deer God

Vampire Weekend-Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa(Superprince Edit)

It's All In Your Head

For exactly=10minutes and 52 seconds--All your wildest dreams will come true:
The Beach Boys-Here Comes The Night

Friends 4eva

There's nothing like friendship between people,except friendship between animals.
Friends With You-Otto vs. Jodi

My Greatest Mistake

This song is called:"Chequered Love".Not:"Gigolo".
--What is Chequered love?
Kim Wilde-Chequered Love

Beach Trax

All tracks below have been taken from BiBaBiDi.I totally forgot how much I love that site.When listening to the music,u should:Close your eyes.Imagine Zuckerman standing right infront of you,with a non-alcoholic drink in the left hand and her flower in the right...you'd be a fool not to accept both!
M.D.M.C.-How About It(12"version)
Trax-Crusader
Klein & M.B.O.-Dirty Talk
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BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

First Kris-Then Justice-Now Jude..OMG WTF LOL..brrr_-_Those Dior Homme concept guys must be really isolated up there in their tower of doom to come up with so shitty ppl to represent their sinking ship of a brand for the metro/homo-sexual man(I know it was a long sentence.But, I had to let it all out at once).Seems like they could use some swedish indie therapy:

First Floor Power-The Jacket

Trippin

Tumblack-Chunga Funk

Post Birthday Notes Pt.2

Went to the Zoo to celebrate my 22nd birtday.Saw a Tapir dick in action,sweet Pudu babies and rioting Sealions.

France Gall- Zozoi(italian version)

Pre Birthday Notes pt.1

....With my bd soon to come I must warn myself->NOT!to pose too silly infront of my cake(with someone very old looking--next to me).NOT!to wear white when eating something brown.NOT!to be an Uncle Scrooge with the candles.
Britney Spears-Piece of Me(Instrumental)

Desperate

The Flirts-Calling All Boys

Animal Studies

Daniel Demos has done alot of animal studies(most of them have resulted in:online- available-to-download=mp3s)-He's most fond of owls though.With 3 myspace-music-profiles, he's prolly one of those ppl who won't settle for 1 mobilephone but needs at least 1 for each finger.But,the music brrrr the music is pure treehugger gold!
Listen for yourselves=
1. Owl Dreams
2. Owl Nightmares
3. Dancing Electrons

Magique

She plays the acoustic guitar--->She sings so wunderbar:

Zombelle-Go to Her

All I do is Sleep all Day and Think of You..

Zenda Jacks - Rub My Tummy

Kakkoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea>>>movie <veoh. If I'm not carefull I'm gonna die from joy-overload.Even Jay Z haven't got problems anymore, it's all wouws and ah ahs.

Jay-Z - 99 Problems (Instrumental)

Cravings

^

^

^This^

is what happens if I don't get my daily dose

>>of >>

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>>1.The Lindsay Lohan toy that is Samantha Ronson.<<

>>2.KENA instant coffee from ALDI Market.<<

>>3.Cat petting.<<

>>4.Raisin Bread.<<

>>5.Drumstick pleasure.<<

^

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Chemise - She Can't Love You

2Edits2ToGetUThrough1Night

Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (GW Ruff Edit)

Babla : Dandy (Lovefingers Edit)

90210.Heartache.Cambodia.

After Some time off the air Beverly Hills 90210 finally returned, or so I thought. It turns out they just made an updated version of the old show and called it 90210(with only a few from the original cast in comepletely new roles)---The trailer looks pretty bad..Where's the nerdbabe?where's the hot surferdude?Where's the yingyang bitches?Where's the love?Where's the hatred?Where's the heart?---Is it just me,or did the world just got a little bit suckier to live in?

Some Cambodian Chick Pouring out Her pop/rock/punk-Heart

The Marie Antoinette Effect

Girls PLEASE!Let it go....-trying to drink fancy tea out of little fancy cups,impossible to hold in your littlefinger for more than 2 seconds-buying luxurious sweets and arranging them too decorately on your new vintage cake trays- humming "Hong Kong Garden" whenever your feet touches something remotely grassy-etc etc. Seriously, the movie was in 2006 but the trend is still remaining. Pick up the paste ladies and get a move on. You can't live the fantasy life of being naive and careless princesses forever. Even Paris Hilton has got a job!

TOM TOM CLUB - Lorelei

Your Psychedelic Smile

...Makes me wanna take dangerous drugs and go skinny dipping in pools of acid

Kraftwerk - Ruckzuck

John Stewarts':"I WOW U Monday minimegaMIX"

John and I want you to forget it's monday bloody monday.We want to make you sweat,shake and bleed. I tried to keep it real and only have discotracks and cowbell sessions in the mix-But that crazy cool Johnny longpants was of an other oppinion and threw a little punkdirt in the machinery.We'd also like to inform you that it's extremely important to drink lots of liquids while shaking your bones to these hot-hot-summertracks.

1.Sebastien Tellier - Broadway (Chicken lips mix)

2. Patrick Cowley - Primitive World [Paul Raymond Re-edit]

3.Loose Joints - Is It All Over My Face (Larry Levan remix)

4.Abe Vigoda - World Heart

I Lost My Heart To A Vagina

Boycutting BUTT and buying GLU-Magazine instead has been one of the greatest desicions I've ever made.Butch upon butch penismodel gets a bit borring in the long run, so I thought it was time for a change.Everything in this magazine is way cuter,sexier and just ARGH more fantastic than BUTT could ever dream of becomming. Instead of selling crappy merchandise Tees, they sell crappy merchandise Bandanas!!!!!!+after just the 7th isssue they even made a CD!---brr to all you gay/bi(out of the closet/still hanging on to the knob)-curious ppl./WHOEVER,WHATEVER you are really...Please! save up 8 euro and go buy that magazine.

!You won't regret it!

Talking Heads - Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)

Ready For The Fall

Staying in:

(Bernhard Willhelm)

(Bjork & McElligott)

In the Fall of 2008 I'm going to lock the door and stay inside untill somebody'll drag me out of my prancing around in my pyjama sportswear trance. I'm gonna do flip flops and ballet moves till my head spins, my mouth pukes and my nose starts snorting out blood.

Going out ( Ann Demeulemeester/Damir Doma )

But, when I finally do come out of my fall-hypernating::I won't let style go before comfort(I'm gonna let them go hand in hand). Those big over-sized/religious hats will finally be worn by boys like me and not another hopeless swedish indiegirl lost in translation. I'll quilt my pants from golden leaves found on the ground and strutt out into the nigthlife in a suit that says:"It's 100% sexy to be a treehugger like me".

Perez Hilton-here I come!

Ian Dury & the Seven Seas Players - Spasticus (Autisticus) [Version]

Summer Mania

Two of my biggest manias this summer are swimming(I can't do anything else than dogswimming on my front-and back swimming...I'm training to learn how to do the frontthing properly) and searching Veoh.tv every single day for the newest motion picture from Hiyao Miyazaki:Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea---I'm becomming seriously obsessed

Depeche Mode - It Doesn't Matter Two(instrumental)

Bambi nr.3

-Shown here with energetic Bambi nr.2.Bambi nr.3 is an unusually shy one. Even when there's no sight of humans it still likes hiding its' head, just in case there's a Bambipaparazzi or two lurkin in the surroundings.

MAGIC JOHNSON - LA CASA

Bambi nr.2-

-Is alot like Bambi nr. 1...But much more hyper and is always the first one to leave and guide the other bambies back from my garden back to their own fairytaleworld.

Christiane F - Wunderbar

Bambi nr.1

These past few weeks a couple of deers have stopped by my kitchenwindow every morning to eat from my garden(their especially fond of rosebushes)..I know I should chase them away and put an electrical fence round our bloc...but then again life is short and bambies are SO cute to look at while enjoying your morning coffee.Bambi nr.1(there's 3 in total)-seems to prefer marguerittes to roses and cooling of in the shadow.

Moondog - Death, When You Come to Me

Youth Alcoholic

Yesterday was one of the more weird days for me..getting free tickets for the Green Koncert..seeing both Nick & Jay+Aqua(yes barbie girl Aqua)made me feel high on life...both acts were actually supercute and really determined to make everyone happy...the music really stunk- but it was performed with so much charm and sweetness that nobody could care less...Or maybe it was just the alcohol...Or maybe it's just the fact that I'm getting too old to make fun of crappy bands like that?hmmm

Madeleine Chartrand - Ani-Kuni

My New Favorite Book

LAUS HØJBYE is the name of one of Demarks´ biggest kiddie moviestars ever!---While doing secondhandshopping with my friend we found something both nostalgic and higly entertaning-->"The Diary of LAUS HØJBYE, a boy with crumbs in"..A 100page long book explaing the little movieboys´ way to stardom from age 0-13.....on page 28 is a reversed fanletter from a 9 year old girl named Jane to the young blonde hunk Laus:

"From Laus Højbye

Jane is sweet
I sing songs to you and the day in school and in the night.
I know where you live=copenhagen nr. 80....
I don't dare to say it to you because you are sweet
I love you

To Jane"

-I wish I was that creative with my loveletter writing when I was 9--.

African drums

Love Jammin

Give your best friend a call...make lovepunch...do some indoor tribal dance routines!

High places - Head Spins ("extended" version)

Fashionably late

Spacetravelers needs vacation too---After a really great experience at roskildefestival08 and a kickass trip to Cologne>>I'm back to treat your precious ears with a little present from the fashionable country of Mexico---a little urdo,japanese weirdness and the popular in-hip-elektra-rock is what this mp3 mix is all about---sent to me by dear friend Rafa of TEAMO!

TEAMO-MEXICOFASHIONTAPE